You know what's good? Oreos. Dipped in milk. Preferably double-stuffed Oreos. However, although this may seem like the utmost and perfect combination, nothing can be perfect. The Oreo always drops approximately six and a half crumbs into the milk, depending on if you bit it first or not. Hence,(man, I like that word) nothing can be perfect. Oreos and milk is as close to perfect as you can get.
So what's my point? Well, aside from the fact that I am abnormally pointless,I would like to acknowledge and ponder on the fact previously stated on this post's title. Here are a few statements that prove my point.
- No matter how perfectly you sharpen your pencil, it never fails in the event that your tip will break or wear down, forcing you to re-sharpen it.
- Did I hear someone say "use a pen"?
Nay, nay, my friend, although a pen may seem like the perfect alternative, it is not. It will in time, run out of ink.
- No matter how much makeup she puts on, she will never be able to hide that one obstinate zit under her left eye.
- No matter how organized our mail system is, Canada Post never fails to continuously deliver your house's previous occupants mail to your address, although they moved out three years ago.
- No matter how much athletes practice, they still miss the net at least three times a game.
- Slamming that van door shut used to be the perfect way to reduce stress-then they went and invented the electric doors.
- Coffee at the beginning is the perfect morning beverage. Until you get to the last sip, which has all that scum in the bottom of the cup.
- No matter how delicate and perfect the frosting design on a cake is, it still provokes small children to stick their fingers into it and lick them repetitively.
- No matter how long you spend writing an English essay to the utmost perfection, your teacher will always find the one spelling mistake that cost you a 99%.
These are just some of the many thing that have the potential to be perfect, but are not, due to human incapability.
haha! was that makeup thing directed at me?
ReplyDeleteUnintentionally. Just kidding.
ReplyDeletehaha!! Matt.... what ya thinking?? hehe
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