Old people are really classy. All the old guys in their baseball hats curved in a almost full circle who peer over or under (depending on the size of their nose) their glasses at the wall behind you are probably what defines style today. They also pull up their pants so high that they get their abundance of chest hair stuck in their pants zipper. Add a cane fully equipped with tennis balls on the base, and you have your stereotypical old guy.
Then there's your everyday granny, who dresses in a skirt so long that it trails on the ground behind her. Wouldn't want anybody to see her ankles, you know. She also has that chain attached to her massive glasses so she doesn't lose them. Not that it would matter, as she can't see anything with them anyways.her hair is the same colour as her plastic blue necklace, and her teeth (if present) are supported by a metal wire in her mouth. Style at its best.
However, you can't knock them, because they are pretty funny. Essentially all old guys have the most fun, even if they are in a wheelchair. They are astounded by a cell phone, and the dashboard of their car is a mystery. A public outing is a grand expedition, and a nap is a four-day hibernation. Grannies are the best cooks, and grandpas know everything about everything.
In the end, I'd say that they are the key part of society, even if they drive thirty in a fifty zone.
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